stand up comedy routine-the beginning?
July 7th, 2009
Antony C asked:
Can I say one thing real quick? it’s about politics. What I’ve got to say about politics is…That’s just it,silence,it’s boring,a president doesn’t run this country, last time I checked, WE ran this country! Unfortunately with us running the country, we’ve made Global Warming, our streets are full of gangs,the hip hop industry has gone down the drain, John Mccain’s still alive. That guy, is old enough to be someone’s great grandpa. And he’s in the running for president. One of the candidates he’s going against, is Barack Obama. Now, if he becomes president, he’ll be the first black president, and what makes me laugh about the guy, is that he looks like an Elf. How did I figure this? Well, I remembered watching, and falling asleep through, The Lord of the Rings, and I googled Froto and Barack Obama, and you can make it a do-it-yourself project to photoshop, the guy has elf ears, almost elephantine. If he’s president, our tax dollars are going to change from “tax” to “reperations”. The other candidate, is Hillary Clinton. What can you say about Hillary? She’s Bill Clinton’s wife, or as Bill calls her “Monica”. Oh shoot, wrong name.
Another thing wrong with this country, gas prices are higher than cheech and chong on 420. The cost the USA spends on oil, sums up to about the same amount of money in the elliot spitzer scandal.
And a brand new scandal recently hit the news. Teen pop singer Miley Cyrus, recently got herself into a photo scandal with the Vanity Fair magazine. Miley Cyrus. When news of the scandal broke out,dozens of priests lined up outside her door, Michael Jackson was a late arrival,telling everyone,”don’t leave me out of this”.Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are fighting over who’s going to go to rehab the most, or whose released the least amount of cds. Britney Spears, is going to be returning to “How I Met Your Mother”, when the kids asked Kevin Federline this question, he told them,”you’ve gotta ask her that one,because I have no idea.”
Can I say one thing real quick? it’s about politics. What I’ve got to say about politics is…That’s just it,silence,it’s boring,a president doesn’t run this country, last time I checked, WE ran this country! Unfortunately with us running the country, we’ve made Global Warming, our streets are full of gangs,the hip hop industry has gone down the drain, John Mccain’s still alive. That guy, is old enough to be someone’s great grandpa. And he’s in the running for president. One of the candidates he’s going against, is Barack Obama. Now, if he becomes president, he’ll be the first black president, and what makes me laugh about the guy, is that he looks like an Elf. How did I figure this? Well, I remembered watching, and falling asleep through, The Lord of the Rings, and I googled Froto and Barack Obama, and you can make it a do-it-yourself project to photoshop, the guy has elf ears, almost elephantine. If he’s president, our tax dollars are going to change from “tax” to “reperations”. The other candidate, is Hillary Clinton. What can you say about Hillary? She’s Bill Clinton’s wife, or as Bill calls her “Monica”. Oh shoot, wrong name.
Another thing wrong with this country, gas prices are higher than cheech and chong on 420. The cost the USA spends on oil, sums up to about the same amount of money in the elliot spitzer scandal.
And a brand new scandal recently hit the news. Teen pop singer Miley Cyrus, recently got herself into a photo scandal with the Vanity Fair magazine. Miley Cyrus. When news of the scandal broke out,dozens of priests lined up outside her door, Michael Jackson was a late arrival,telling everyone,”don’t leave me out of this”.Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are fighting over who’s going to go to rehab the most, or whose released the least amount of cds. Britney Spears, is going to be returning to “How I Met Your Mother”, when the kids asked Kevin Federline this question, he told them,”you’ve gotta ask her that one,because I have no idea.”